I'm No Pamela Anderson

Anyone who has met Sean knows he comes up with some doozies, be they stories about him, things he says or things that he does. Everyone tells me that I should write them down, which I've been very bad about doing. So, here's the first installment of "Sean-isms". The other night while watching tv, I came across a program that had to do with the troops and celebrities. The celebrity that happened to be on at the time I turned it on was Pamela Anderson. Her outfit was rather snug and one misstep would have led to a wardrobe malfunction greater than Janet Jackson could have ever dreamed of. Sean was sitting in the chair next to me, engrossed in his GameBoy. I said rhetorically upon seeing Ms. Anderson in her outfit, "My gosh, her boobs are huge". Sean turned to me and matter-of-factly said, "Yes, they are". Then immediately after seeing the look on my face said, "But yours are bigger". Then immediately after that, knowing that he had just said a complete and total lie, said, "No, they're not. They're a little bit flatter". Yes, they are Sean. And I'm perfectly fine with that.